A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times
God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace
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When you give a girl the long stroke and procees to bruise her cervix but she still comes back aggressively for more
Hey have you ever been plowed by cody before? Because i heard hes the dean of dicking?
When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt
Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?
A cave of meat folds that is very accepting of butter.
I want you to destroy my butter cavity
When you fire a grenade launcher at a building full of dirty coons and watch it burn to the ground
Hey jim are you ready barbucoonin season to start?
When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot
They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.