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cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere

are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”

by poopei October 6, 2020


COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR

Something you need when your over-stimulating

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR HELP apple

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022


Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011


Kennel cough

A cough that sounds like a dog's cough or a mix of a human's cough and a dog's cough.

Max got a cold. One word, kennel cough.

by Rhoddium October 21, 2021


cough and awe

When a pandemic is used as a political campaign strategy.

The government’s response to the COVID-19 crisis has been extremely “Cough and Awe” lately

by Eaten Solee April 24, 2020


Cough Threat

The violent act of threatening any other entity through coughing out the rona at them.

Oh no, someone just reported a cough threat!

by FSRueful March 25, 2020


Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024