Business Credit

Your business credit score should not a ZERO! You don’t have to use your personal money. Stop attaching your social security number to your business. Your business keeps getting denied because your business isn’t set up properly. Your business credit has your home address listed. Your business credit score isn’t at least an 80. You haven’t established no vendors under your business credit report. Last but not least, if you thought getting an EIN was enough to start a business your are completely WRONG!

Text TFGTAX TO 22828 or go to www.talleyfinancialgroupinc.com if you want to properly set up your business and build business credit

The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound

Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day

revolving credit

The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.

Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.

after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom

Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.

credit suckers

they are the men and women who sit behind your winning slot machine and your credits start to dwindle causing a loss in the end

man those credit suckers are thick tonight.

Credit Card Swiping

When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.

Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.

credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own

John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher