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A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"
Week long event on Financial Literacy. Objective to get people to talk and think about spending money wisely
"What's up with your Loot, Homie" I don't know, I have to go to Credit Education Week Canada event to find out.
When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) gets slotted in between someone's ass cheeks / ass crack (Like swiping a Credit Card)
I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit him
When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) is slotted in someone's ass crack (Like a Credit Card)
I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit that guy
when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
A description of a man who has a large penis or performs well during sex.
Usually utilized when a woman is inquiring about said man from a friend of his, regardless of gender.
Note: "Good Credit" requires a facial expression and slight change of tone both suggesting the speaker is not simply talking about the target's credit score.
Who's your friend? He's cute.
Oh that's Jacob, he's a little shy at first but if you start talking to him, you'll have a good time with him. Oh yeah, and he has /good credit/.
the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...
CCP Social Credit Score test:
Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!
Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!
Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!
Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up
WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.