a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..
"that dude's humping that chick!"
"that's his sister..."
"what a fucking Dylan!"
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Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.
Guy: That guy is a fag
Friend: Must be a Dylan
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A butt hole from Ireland. Tries to jump from girl to girl but does not succeed.
He likes her AGAIN?! What a Dylan.
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A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.
Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.
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A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!
Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.
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Dylan is most handsome guy you will ever . Not only with his beutigul brown eyes and his brown wavy hair he has overlysized penis .
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Dylan is a guy who's super gay. He loves willy more than a duck loves water.
We don't judge Dylan for being gay.
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