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When a man is in a threesome with one or two members of the opposite sex he creampie the girl. then that girl will squat over ice cream then squirt the freshly made cream pie as a topping and precedes to share it among the group
the other day me my boyfriend and my best friend tried a dirty Evans which strawberry ice cream
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-The hottest man alive
Chris evans is sweet , funny and sexy . Chris evans can cheer up anyone with his wonderful charm . Chris evans is best known as captain America but Chris evans is so much more . Chris Evans is not only a piece of man candy but he is also the most brilliant actor I know . Chris evans is not married yet but he knows what he wants . Chris evans loves dogs and has his own adorable dog named Dodger. He is also 6 feet tall .
If I could describe Chris evans in one word it would be charming . Chris evans started his debut on television in the movie not another teen movie in 2001 as jake Wyler. Chris evans lives in his hometown Boston and as of 2020 Chris evans is still being casted in movies and shows . Chris evans first show was opposite sex 2000 . Chris Evans is my future husband too so if your reading this hand off please. Chris evans is a amazing actor who anyone would be lucky to meet . Chris evans has a lot of social media and mostly post political issues or Maders on his Twitter. Chris evans is very generous so most of the time Chris evans is visiting hospitals as captain America. Chris evans started his own site because Chris evans wanted to political figures and people to be more complicated to eachother .
I believe that Chris evans is the hottest man alive.
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A really bad fuckboi who dates a lot of chicks and cheats on them with other horrific chicks, and he just needs to come out of the closet. And does not like all the negative attention he receives from all the hoes
Awe man look at that suicidal evan.
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The funniest man alive... peter kay only comes close to the lughs this man creates.
"so u ask yourself, why did I coem in here?" "why are u asking you? you dont fucking know!!"
"look at the sweat, its runnin off me! I need a fuckin wet suit!!"
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Refer to the definition of the word "fratdaddy" when defining this one.
arch nemesis= alex mandel
gay son; steve
sidekick= devan
Perhaps the scariest thing in the english dictionary, Evan derives from the word "whore" E-V-A-N
Scott: "Hey Steve, why are you gay?"
Steve: "Blame Evan Cohen on that one"
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The guy with the biggest penis. The only guy that kills 2 stones with his penis.The only guy with a dick as long as gravity exist.He is a treehugger. One time, he couldn't afford an Xbox at BestBuy. He whipped out his penis and got the Xbox for free. He is also known as Based God.
Thank you Based God Nick Evans.
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Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison
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