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The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.
"What's Jim doing on the floor like an idiot?"
"Oh nothing just floor surfing."
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When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
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To run the floor is to make best use of the space around you, not to be confused with the phrase "running the show" where someone, like a boss, is in command of the action.
She was running the floor with those ticket giveaways. She worked the concert to her advantage.
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when on the dance floor, getting your peice rubbed, if u go up the skirt and u get up it while dancing u have copped a feel, "on the dance floor"
mike - shit son u got that
me- on the dance floor,
mike- yo ure pro
me -on the dance floor
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to defeat someone decisively
I will clean the floor with that punk.
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A phrase used to signify that a game of "street dice" is about to begin shortly. Since street gambling is illegal, the phrase "money on the floor" is a way to quickly and covertly gather people to begin gambling.
The person ready to initiate the gambling will have often have dice-in-hand and will throw down the amount of money he is willing to bet onto the floor. At this point he will scream at the top of his lungs "money on the floor!" At this point, potential gamblers will approach and will decide whether or not to match the wager. If a potential gambler would like to match the wager, he will throw down a matching amount and will scream back "money on the floor!" At this point, the dice gambling will begin.
Should a prospective gambler refuse to match any bets in a dice game, he will be barred from ever starting a "money on the floor" holler in the future.
Person One: Bro, did you hear about Thomas?
Person Two: No. What happened?
Person One: He works at Mcdonald's now because he was always throwing his "money on the floor"
Person Two: No worries. He's in a rough patch now and will soon be back on top of the dice game.
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The act of getting so low on the dance floor with a level of skill, giving the aesthetic illusion that you are shinning the floor with your butt cheeks.
Larry, the rachet girl started mopping the floor when asked to twerk to "Pop That...(Don't Stop)" last week at Soph Hop.
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