french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

Shoot Flute

A flute that can be played after inserting the flute anally.

Play that Shoot Flute, baby!

douche flute

a item used for vaping

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"

Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

Flute Salad

While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.

Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!