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Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag. The primary difference is that Grandma's Tea Towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up semen and vaginal juices from sexual activity. Grandma's Tea Towels are most commonly found underneath Craftmatic Adjustable Beds and under Electric Function and Electric Assist beds found in Assisted Living Facilities throughout the country.
Nurse Sandy: Mary, will you please call Housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the West wing?
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.
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A subtle and sly way to say you need to take a shit.
I'll be back in a couple minutes, I just need to call my grandma
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a short but stout woman in stature but not a force to be reconed with. she is famous for telling others that they are overweight or that their clothes are too tight!!! very scarey............
"Lyndsi's had enough!!!" said grandma nicely
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Grandma of Quandale Dingle, otherwise known as Croissanna Pantaloons got stuck in the elevator on Septemer 11th
a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking
That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.
Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma
My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin
Worse than ur mum gae and ur dad lesbian.
Will literally almost insult someone to death using this.
This is a lethal blow
Friend -1:ur. Mum gay!
Friend-2:ur dad lesbian!!
Friend-1:UR GRANDMA BISEXUAL!!!
Friend-2:*literally dieing*
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