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A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.
I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.
When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes
I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively
a short guy in the military
the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka
"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"
Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.
Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.
Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.
Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."