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Old German folklore involving a goblin that would take the money of any children that didn't go to bed when they were supposed to. Similar to Krampus for Christmas.
"Penny Goblin! Penny Goblins! Don't take my pennies."
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someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.
"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"
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A state of intense drunkenness leading too high levels of debauchery and questionable decisions.
Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight
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someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.
My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.
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An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”
“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
a group of weird strangers becoming a family
Hey did you join the goblin cult