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An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.
Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!
The goose mafia are the sonabitch geese that shit up your favorite park or even if your so unfortunate to live near a water that has some of these dastardly bastards and shit up your lawn!! Or in the scenario where you go to favorite park and you feel as your being stalked by the rapcallions and you can’t but go home worried and paranoid of the “Goose Mafia”.
Those geese you see over there I really nervous of the way they keep looking at me like that, I think there Goose Mafia”
An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.
I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.
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An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.
I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.
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Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.
Man I could hear Dolo Goose-Stepping all night last night at his girl.
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To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.
"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."
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You've probably never heard of it.
Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.
For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.
CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)
Thelafa calafat crolafossed thelefa streelafeet, andlafand thelen clilafimbed alafa treelafee. (The cat crossed the street, and then climbed a tree.)
Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.
Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)
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