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When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.
Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."
dimorian johnson
dimorian: puts a hotdog on top of the bread instead of in the bread
me: that’s meth and a half
When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.
Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"
dozy, forgetful, slow witted, of limited intelligence, a day dreamer
someone who is, or appears to be, partially (hence 'half') drunk
'Jack never remembered things he had to do; he was so half soaked he'd forget his head if it wasn't screwed on..'
14👍 4👎
something way over cool
extremely cool
amazingly cool
more than bitchin
Nikki, that jacket is bitchin and a half
14👍 3👎
a 150 year criminal sentence
by extention from: a nickle= 5 years
a dime= 10 years
" Jeeze, that judge gave Bernie a buck and a half"
" Yea, he won't make 15 weeks in the general pop"
12👍 3👎