When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."
Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
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something you say when you really do not know something
(typing random things on the urban dictionary)
Me: What should I type next?
Zesty Boy: I really don't know.
What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
βHey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?β
βIβm sorryβ¦ Do I know you?β
What did you think was gonna pop up? THINK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO! Learn some Spanish or meditate. Go for a jog come on, you got this!
Bob, (Searches "I don't know what to look up, then sees this) "I WILL FIX MY LIFE STEP BY STEP!
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(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie
Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying
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Guy 1: *deep voice impression*
Guy 3: I didn't know it could go that deep...
Guy 2: Thatβs what she said.
In regards to an ex. Someone you used to date and probably have feeling for but no contact with.
Who's is that girl?
That's just someone I used to know.