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That nigger just went to jail! See you never again monkey!
A situation/person that is so unbearable you cannot phrase it any other way.
“I heard we are eating vegan chicken for dinner.” That is so jail.
Jail was never meant to be the safest, most pleasant utopia kind of place for anybody. Not everybody from inmate to CO is going to like the way a jail is run, but a jail is there is deter crime and be a dystopian kind of place. People in jail shouldn't be dying, getting hurt, or getting sick for no reason or over nothing, but jail isn't meant to become a safe place people want to go, since that would make people want to commit crime. If anything, now that death penalties have either been abolished or reduced to injections instead of the more gruesome routes to death, jails are about as safe as they can get already.
Jail is not a friendly, pleasant place to be for a reason.
A place that doesn't like incorrect behavior.
Dewey Cox wanted to write authentic sounding songs about jail, but didn't want to be there with the guys in jail, especially not over cutting his brother in half. He might be inspired by someone or something he never thought he would get inspired by, and yet he wanted to cheat himself out of an oppurtunity like that.
When thieves are jealous they steal stuff and the police is right behind you.
Well you’re gonna be going to, well, you guessed it.