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jane on a tuesday

you just know a jane on a tuesday moment

ugh jane on a tuesday am i right

by jane on a tuesday August 3, 2020

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sweet mary jane

a nickname for cannabis or 'weed'

ollie: man lets get some sweet mary jane
kieron: okay man lets get some buddha
ollie: safe i got papers, blunts BONGS

by ghgbrhhhhbhrjrj October 16, 2010

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Jane Goodall Swinger

A serial monogamist who like an ape, swings from relationship to relationship without breaking a branch.

Stacey is a real Jane Goodall Swinger. She dumped Dan as soon as she met Steve!

by Hubert Rumpus Pumpus March 1, 2019


Sarah Jane Smith

She was a companion of the Fourth Doctor, who was randomly left when he went to Gallifrey. Who eventually ran into the Tenth Doctor at a school, which they blew up. A few months later she ends up with a neighbour named Maria, they have an adventure, and end up with Luke, an archetype of humanity. She adopts Luke, and now that she is a mom, we can all give her the label of MILF, because well she is hot and very much kick ass.

Damn that Sarah jane Smith is HOT!!!

by Carsen Tyler February 16, 2009

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Mary Jane Rottencrotch

A derogatory name for a generic young woman who is sexually permissive. First popularized in the movie โ€œFull Metal Jacketโ€

That bitch I saw you with last night is a Mary Jane Rottencrotch. Wear two condoms dude.

by dbradzit May 16, 2007

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Mary Jane Kelly

(1863?-November 9, 1888) The fifth and final recognized victim of Jack the Ripper. Also known as "Fair Emma", "Ginger", and "Black Mary".
Compared with the four previous victims, Mary's origins are obscure, most of what we know about her comes from Joe Barnett, her boyfriend of 18 months and much of it could be embellished.

Mary was born in Limerick, Ireland, raised in Wales, and came to London in 1884 as a prostitute after she was widowed around 1882.

Mary worked at first in a high-class West End brothel and was even invited by a wealthy client to France, but she disliked the experience and soon returned to London.

Somehow, Mary ended up on the grim streets of the East End. In 1888, she and Joe Barnett had landed at 13 Miller's Court, on Dorset Street. Mary regularly let her homeless friends spend the night, despite Joe's protests. By November, Joe had lost his job as a dock worker and rent was 3 weeks overdue; they separated after a spat, but reconciled just hours before she was murdered.

In the realm of Jack the Ripper, Mary Jane Kelly is an enigma within a mystery and finding her true origins has become a quest.

Mary was young and was said to be pretty, although no photo exists of her in life. She was five-foot-seven, tall and buxom with blue eyes and flowing hair, usually going without a hat. Strangely, we don't know her hair color and her aliases are difficult to decipher.
"Black Mary" could well refer to her temper; Mary was violent when drunk but was otherwise quiet.

Mary's last night saw her singing "A Violet From Mother's Grave" before going out and returning home with a client.
Her landlord and his assistant found her later that morning at 10:45 AM.
Her body lay hideously mutilated on her bed; she was nearly beheaded, her face hacked beyond recognition, her breasts removed, her thighs flayed to the bone, her abdomen opened from groin to sternum and emptied, the organs scattered around her.

by Lorelili October 7, 2012

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dear Jane letter

A letter from a man to a woman breaking off a love affair.

Deciding to write a "Dear Jane letter" may be very difficult for you, but if you truly cannot face the person you want to break it off with, then you must be brave and forge ahead.

by Jean-Luc Dalmasso September 19, 2013

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