Cafe Jazz

That style of jazz which is often used as background music in cafes (esp. in films). It is usually fairly generic, easy listening and not exactly musically taxing

Oh god, I've got to leave this gig. The band have started playing Cafe Jazz!

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jazz tickles

noun or verb. When one person starts off in jazz hands, and then ends tickling person, leaving them surprised and speechless with delight.

I went to the store ear... Jazz tickles!

I want to do more jazz tickling when you get home.

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Chunky Jazz

The act of using a trumpet mouthpiece as a butt plug and then eating ass

John-what was that music
Lineman-i was making some chunky jazz

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Jazz Nana

Literal: When grandma kisses you goodnight and slips you the tongue.

Also used as a derogatory term for a bad kisser.

I went out with this girl last night and she was totally a Jazz Nana.

When it comes to kissing, my boyfriend is no better than a Jazz Nana.

I don't like it when you use the Jazz Nana technique.

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Ass Jazz

Unceasing diarrhea from subsequent food poisoning, over consumption of alcohol or general IBS (irritable bowel syndrome).

I ate some bad scallops when Ashley and I went to our favorite spot last night. I had ass jazz the entire next day.

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Jazz Night

When a couple decide to have some sexy fun.... Turn down the lights, light some candles in the bathroom, and cozy up in a hot bath together. Sex insues while jazz is playing in the background.

"Billy and I are gonna have a Jazz night tonight, so y'all can't come stay with me."

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Ape Jazz

A phrase to describe a useless or otherwise annoying person. The phrase was derived from someone who has a lower jaw that sticks out over their upper jaw also known as a Lantern jaw, giving them an ape like appearance.

She has an Ape Jazz on her that would make your blood boil

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