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boris johnson

gay fat blond cunt

your a boris johnson

by benitomussolinio November 19, 2020

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Frosty Johnson

A 'Frosty Johnson' is a mountaineer term to describe the chilling of the male's private area due to the cold temperatures in the mountains.

Ah, getting a bit of a Frosty Johnson up here

by Johnny "Frosty" Johnson November 1, 2009

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Johnson-mold

When you go swimming with shorts on and you get out of the pool and your shorts are molded to your dick

Phil gets out of the pool and he has a Johnson-mold

by La Timmy billy June 22, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob johnson

The biggest twat in the world.

Jacob Johnson is gay

by Courts12x March 18, 2019

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Johnson

1.Two of anything,usually occurring very close to one another.
2. Two gigs in one day or consecutive days
3. Getting a double kill in Call of Duty

LT"yo dude i threw a grenade on Summit and blew up 2 MFer's"
Rover "double johnson"

by L T Smash April 25, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Sputtering Johnson

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesse johnson

the moogist for motion city soundtrackand the creator of the moog stand

I saw Motion City Soundtrack and Jesse Johnson did a sweet moogstand.

by Rory June 19, 2006

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