a person who LOVES tacos! and chicken nuggets
I mean who doesn't but this girl is my friend, she's my little weirdo
Kansas, not Arkansas
Person: Where are you from?
Kansan: Kansas
Person: Uh where? Is that in the US?
“Kansas people have their own language. All they say is ope”
Just like Paris Hilton: Flat, White and Easy to Enter
Guy1: Have you heard of Kansas?
Guy2: You mean Paris Hilton? They are both flat, white and easy to enter!
Kansas is a flat, godforsaken stretch of land where dreams go to die and the only thing growing is the corn and the number of people who’ve had one too many at the local dive bar.
Example: "I went to Kansas, and the only thing I found was a bunch of drunks arguing about whose tractor is bigger."
a tornada highway with winds fasta then mah sneeze from mah alergens that be maken mah sneeze
yo this kansas wether beh meaken mah sneeze