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A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler
Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .
When you get into a bath tub with 4 men from Texas and they pee on you.
“Have you talked to Phoenix recently? She told me she got a Kansas bath last week!”
When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed
Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.
The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.
Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!
While having intercourse, the male rotates while penetrating the female until she loses consciousness, much like the tornado in “The Wizard of Oz”. When she awakes, you must be in a witch costume or else she’ll be allowed to crush you with her house.
My wife and I have been looking for new ways to spice things up. Just last week we tried a Kansas Smackdown, and boy was I unprepared.