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Real Cold Karl

so your fucking a girl in the ass right? meanwhile you shit on a plate and stick it in the freezer. then when u are tired of sex and/or your dick is red from abrasion, you proceed to extract the frozen log from the freezer and shove it up the woman's ass until it eventually thaws

"i had some corn to eat last night and my "Real Cold Karl" on susy was kinda of lumpy but she still enjoyed it"

by gatorman245435 February 24, 2008

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hot karl

a over zealous fat obese douche bag who scampers around lowell swindling shit and eating donuts...also known as "Hot Karl" or hotness..aka gayness...biggest hoodrat around

Frugal:Yo have u seen hot karl?
Dennis: Nah that Hot Karl got his ass whipped last week for stealin some donuts from down the street.

by helga G. February 9, 2009

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Hot Karl

When profesional bow hunter Matthew Karl performs vaginal conalingus, while penetrating her in the anus with a bow and arrow.

Fuck man, after bow and arrow practice on wednesday Kenesey was so wet in her panties that she actually saic no to straight up sex, and let me hot karl her.

by MC Cock, AKA MC Cock March 1, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


luke warm karl

when a human being who has just eaten 5 bacon burgers, excretes his/her feces on the nearest humans chest. It creates an orgasmic expirience for both to share.

Karen! let me give you a luke warm karl, I gotta goo real bad..

by Dora Takehu May 24, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl Marx face

An unimpressed or unamused, sometimes mildly disgruntled facial expression, generally adorned with a luxurious beard, though this is not mandatory. The term refers to the face Karl Marx had in most of the famous photos of him. This face is not confined to use within contexts referring directly to Marx or his ideas, but it does complement them well.

"I was displeased with the bougeoisie, so I gave them the Karl Marx face."

by shanino February 25, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Carl/Karl

1. an enema with cheap red wine, usually Carlo Rossi Merlot.

2. squirting a red wine enema into another's face for one or both person's sexual gratification.

1- John: Man I am pooped I really need a drink.
Dan: Drink, nah I think what you need is a Hot Carl/Karl.
John: Hot dag, get the turkey baster bartender Hot Carls for the house!
House: Yeaaah

2-K-fed effin loves to Hot Carl/Karl Brit

by Hot Carl Lover February 19, 2006

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Jonathan Timothy Karl

A person who is chill.He is always helpful in bad ways. Doesn't get mad at all,the brother Of Saksham, nice guy,doesn't talk a lot.

Being a Jonathan Timothy Karl is the best thing ever.

by kallos November 23, 2021

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