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Larry Tate was Darrin's obnoxious boss on Bewitched always telling someone to get him a drink. The way to fix a guy like this is to rub your dick around on the inside of his glass before fixing his drink. Or if your in a restaurant when he leaves to go to the bathroom poor his drink into an empty glass put his glass under the table then whip out your schlong and run it around the inside of the glass then pour his drink back in.
When Alan went to the bathroom Chuck gave him a Larry Tate and we all laughed our ass off watching him finish his drink.
Generic name used to describe anyone who looks or acts like a fucktard. Can be used for losers, douchebags, dipshits, arrogant assholes, uptight older people, or anyone who gives off a general prick vibe.
Preppy fuckwad with spiky hair wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar pulls his BMW convertible into the oil change shop blasting Nickelback's Greatest Hits.
Me: "Look at this fuckin' Larry Johnson!"
4 foot nothing; will kick your ass in a second!
Better get back to work! Here comes Larry the Legend!
Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...
1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
2.)
Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
Bad Larry (or its Latin equivalent, Larrius Malus) is an epithet given to a select few worth of its bad assery. One cannot become a Bad Larry, one is born a Bad Larry. They are usual fairly "chill" and may or may not be annoyed with your antics.
"Bad Larry gave us a fucking pop quiz on Frankenstein in class today."
Larry Stylinson is a mix with Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Rumours that the pair were dating started circling after Louis Tomlinson was seen jumping into Harry’s arms after the boys were placed into One Direction (the biggest boy band in the planet). Management (🤢🤮) forced the pair apart after two years of adorable content from the boys (and of course we can’t forget captain Niall). By the end of 2015 the pair were hardly allowed to look each other in the eyes on camera.
When the band took a 18 month hiatus (🙄I don’t think the boys can count but oh well) Larries didn’t lose hope, they tried there hardest to find Larry proof and well I have to say they succeeded. They have found lots and lots of proof and i for one believe it. We don’t wish any hate on Harry styles or Louis Tomlinson, we do encourage hate and pain unto management and modest so if you are feeling angry take it out on them.
Treat People With Kindness! Uhh no we’re doing it the Tommo Way!
Anti: All this Larry Stylinson nonsense is pushing them apart.
Larrie: uh.. no it’s management those motherfuckers.
Larry stylinson is a ship between the 2 members of One Direction. Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Now to begin this off with, Larry is real, if you don't believe you might be homophobic. Harry himself said in an interview back then that his first real crush was Louis Tomlinson and in another interview that they're love was mutual. The reason why they never made it official official despite all the proof was because of idiotic Simon cowbell. This man makes me sick to my stomach, he controlled the band, and he made sure both Harry and Louis couldn't date or see each other in the public eye. Someone who used to work in a similar industry said that if 2 band members ever started seeing each other and dating each other they would have to create a stunt relationship. Thus Eleanor Calder comes into the view. Eleanor doesn't do anything, she never supported or publicly celebrated anything concerning Louis. Now of course she could always be celebrating privately, but when they first started "dating" she was and still is really attached to Max. She clearly hangs out with him ALOT. All she does is walk both Clifford and Bruce (Louis's dogs). I had to make this short because it was 2135 characters but, before judging larries and becoming an anti, you should educate yourself. There is a 2 hour long marathon and I swear I had never cried so hard before.
PS: look up creepy love stare bestie :)
"Larry Stylinson is old rumours, ill pay for your therapy sessions <3"
"Fuck off"