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When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.
I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.
When engaging in anal sex (with a latinx for full cultural correlation) but you are to slothfull to trek to the store for lubricant, instead opting to use whatever jelly or pie filling you have available as a substitute.
The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.
For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.
WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
"Yea, Jane finally wanted to try anal last night, but none of us wanted to put clothes back on to go buy lube, so we found a can of apple pie filling and gave her a lazy churro."
The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"
"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
Andrew; You’re lazy.
George; No, I’m productively lazy.
When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with
Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.
Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag
Someone who has sex with fruits on a regular basis. Mainly with the chinese gooseberry.
Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship