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Cheeky Lobster

A male who spreads genital herpes to other men through ass to mouth contact.

I got this shit on my lips because of Phillip that cheeky lobster!

by Meistro bojango November 1, 2016

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Aerodynamics of a lobster

Aerodynamics is a branch of physics and describes how air behaves when in motion and how air acts on objects that are in motion in it. The aerodynamics of a lobster is truly fascinating considering that it has little to no red in it.

It's interesting, isn't it? I mean, I do not know how other people feel but you obviously find it interesting since you decided to look it up here.

Hey, have you heard about the Aerodynamics of a lobster?

Yeah I sure have, the most interesting part is the head since there is little to no re-
We know, Daniel we know...

by Lord of LoriΓ©n March 23, 2020

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Swollen lobster

It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red

Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster

by meowsierz777 February 2, 2018

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lobster pulp

A really cool sounding... two words.

Wanna know a really cool sounding two words? Lobster Pulp! You fucking ass fuck! Mike be's gay.

by Bob Balls August 28, 2004

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lobster penis

a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee

Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis!

by Rakestraw August 7, 2006

6πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


rock lobster

what retarded people think is just a song by the B-52's. It's a boner!

I will fuck you with my rock lobster.

by BettaThanYou May 12, 2008

11πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Colon Lobster

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom

Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!

by Ass goblin 420 August 23, 2009

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