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to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action
tiger lock
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
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After a man jerks off his legs lock up in a fully flexed position. When experiencing this it is hard for a man to move his legs after.
Example: walking, running, sitting
Mom: John do the dishes
John: I would but I cant get up I have lock leg
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When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.
Under the marital status box check one of the following:
Single
Married
Divorced
Wed Locked
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Very long pubic hair that turns into dread locks.
'Did you eat her out?' 'Fuck no she had Wizard Locks!'
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when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.
"Damn, blair waldorf just labia locked serena van der woodsen!"
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When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.
"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"
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A lock back is a small knife that locks into place. Usually referred to by neds.
"hawd oan tae a get ma lock back oot, am goona doo this clown"
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