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An e-mail that one mate writes to another mate that is intended to be read as an accompaniment to his/her breakfast. It is typically written late at night and may include amusing anecdotes or newsworthy items pertaining to the writer's personal life. It is usually relatively short in duration and is written purely to entertain, amuse and/or encourage the reader as he/she starts her day. Also referred to as "breaky email", it must not contain angry rants, tedious stories or non-sensical ramblings.
Jon is tired at the end of a long day and is anxious to get some sleep. So he says to his mate, "Oi! Will you send me a breakfast e-mail so I've got something to read whilst I eat my toast with vegemite in the morning?" And Jon's mate replies, "No problem, eh?"
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A general e-mail on a particular subject sent out to a mass audience.
For example a clothes store sending out the same email about a sale out to all of the customers they have stored within their database.
*Company* sent a blanket e-mail to all of their customers today advertising the fact they have an in-store sale on at the moment
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After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.
She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.
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Email that was originally composed by retards, idiots, morons, and other such stupid people. Re-mail can be spam, or it can just be something incredibly stupid.
"Saddam survived the US attacks thanks to GH-Releaser, the Growth Hormone Releaser." (Spam re-mail).
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An e-mail war occurs when two people are browsing the internet, or lurking in their inboxes.
An e-mail war doesn't have to be an angry exchange, it's simply an exchange of e-mails between two people really really quickly.
Like instant messaging, only with e-mails
I had an e-mail war last night with my girl friend...
We sent like, 50 e-mails back and forth
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After having long vigerous sex with a girl from behind one's testicals at most times become coated with the womans juices, the man then pushes the girl flat onto the bed then drags his balls from her ass to the back of her neck leaving a slimy trail.
after pounding eustice's vag from behind now after several hours, larry realiseing that his nuts are drenched in her snatch slime he forced eustice flat on the bed and gave her a good ol " mail Snail Trail "
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the email that's a reply to your email
what is the e.t.a of my reply-mail?
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