possibly the greatest comic ever written. and whoever wrote the other definition should deserve a wet siggy... big time!
Author: MARIO CREAMY KICKS ASS!
Everyone else: agreed
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Famous Minecraft player who plays bedwars on a server called hive.mc
Wow I just killed Nigger Mario!
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When someone is incredibly talented at Mario Party. Not just lucky, but has pure, god-like talent.
Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.
They always win.
Gstache beat me 46 times on Mario Party, he is a Mario Smarty. Fo sho.
I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers
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An act performed during sexual intercourse. When your partner is about to reach climax you throw a banana peel in (his, her) mouth, and then smack (him, her) in the head with a turtle shell.
I met this chick at the bar last night, and she was pissed when I Mario Karted her while we were hooking up.
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Shooting bottle rockets at a stripper when she jumps on the pole
Destiny the Dancer sustained 2nd degree Super Mario burns
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Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for stage wins in the Giro d'Italia, former World Champ, known as much for his magnetic personality and good looks as his riding ability.
...and Super Mario takes it in the finale again! Can anyone beat him?
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One of the hardest,best-designed,most dificult,
most-complicated,most-annoying,
video games I have ever played.
There is almost literally a boss
for every single area.
Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
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