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An "actress" who was a former model who was quite beautiful at one time, but then like most women nowadays had to go and fuck it up with bad lip injections and even worse tattoo's, now becoming just another run of the mill bimbo who tries too hard to be like Angelina Jolie. Constantly shows that she's lucky to be in Hollywood everytime she opens her mouth, whether it's saying she doesn't want to be known for her looks then posing semi-nude in Maxim, or that everyone of her tattoo's is her way of saying fuck you (while she has the name of a former boyfriend etched into her skin), or her Hitler like comments calling for the death of Middle America that hasn't gotten her in hot water for some inexplicible reason. Totally over-rated.
Guy 1: So how about that Megan Fox?
Me: What about her?
Guy 1: She's pretty hot don't you think?
Me: No.
Guy 1: No?
Me: Did I stutter?
Guy 1: How can you think she's not hot?
Me: The tattoo's, the vapid, brainless way she expresses herself, the tries too hard to be a bad girl image, the bad plastic surgery, the utter lack of talent that she has, need I go on?
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The hottest over-40 celebrity there is. Most people know her from the show Will and Grace, where she plays aloholic-socialite Karen Walker. She also has an AMAZING vocal range. And she's hot. Really hot.
Person A: Did you see Megan Mullally on Will and Grace last night?
Person B: YEAH I did. I totally wanted to jump her bones.
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formerly was the number #1 cause of semen related death but is now at the butt end of most thumb related jokes
(in theatre) three years ago when megan fox comes up on screen: Daaaaaamn!
(in theatre) now, when megan fox comes up on screen: HAHA! LOOK AT THE FREAK'S THUMBS!
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It is a trending term, the ability to coordinate your knees when on top in sexual intercourse, “jumping on his thang”
Guy: Damn she has megan knees
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usually of the asian race. Extremley appealling to the eyes. 95% chance that she is shorter than 5'4. usually cute, hot sexy and funny. plays various video games. Extremely loveable and is amazing
did you see that "Megan Feng" yesterday? what a catch.
Who's that lucky guy with "Megan Feng"?
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Possibly the greatest girl known to man.
Man, I sure do love that Megan Henderson girl.
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Megan Fox is hot if you are into people that look like Ru Paul. She cant act and needs to stop living. If you don't agree to that, at least we all still know that she is a BITCH!
Die Megan Fox Die
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