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A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"
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A guy with jewish pubic hair on his head.
That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...
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amazing abs and great hair. cocky asf
He had amazing abs... is that a Michael
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good friend. nice hair. cocky asf. nice abs. literally makes me faint talking about him
he has nice abs... must be a Michael
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A sexy as mother fucker with a massive Wong he’s fucked all ur girlfriends and is probably with your mum at this very moment
Michael has a huge dick I want to put my tight pussy around his huge dick
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The best and biggest man ever he is legit like Dwayne Johnson. He is very sexy and hot . He cares about others feeling before his . He loves you no matter what . You can always count on him . Has a really big dick and also DAD MATERIAL.
Corrigan: You cant compare to Michael
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Michael is a very kind and sweet person. You will never ever find someone better than him. He’s really good at sports and he looks really good. If you have a boyfriend named Michael then you are one of the luckiest people out there. His blue ocean eyes make you want to melt and his smile makes you want to smile. He’s pretty much perfect in every way possible. If your friend’s name is Michael then you have one of the most loyal friends out there. He is always honest to people no matter what. His jokes make you want to fall to the floor laughing. He will compliment you in any way possible. He will always be by your side and make you happy when you are sad. Concluding, he is the best person to ever exist.
Michael is the most perfect person ever.
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