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People are most likely kids or pedos playing minecraft and have no lives
Lolitsalex is a 48 year old minecraft nigga
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A Minecraft world which is set online for everyone to play and usually has minigames, survival or creative builds.
I'm gonna go play on my Minecraft server!
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When two people are horny on Minecraft and can't actually find a mans or WOmans so they go and say "Hey, lets frick on this bed" And the person is like "OkaY." And the female crouches and the guy or WOMAN OR MAN OR man acts as if he is hitting it from behind. Eventhough, He could simply go on pornhub.com. #ad. The woman will then act as if she is moaning, however, behindthe screen she is probably eating a bag of BBQ lays chips #ad. If you are in a public server everyone will possibly be looking at the chat and wanting to die.
Boy: Lets fuck.
Girl: Okay! ( starts to remove clothing )
Boy: NOT IN REAL LIFE IDIOT. On minecraft.
Girl: oh :( okay.
Boy: ( types *groans* into chat. )
Girl: Do we really have to have Minecraft Sex?
Boy: YES! now find a better skin then that.
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someone who either runs the bans or controls a minecraft server or a group in one. usually admins act like they lead a social elite (or mods) and think they have full control over its players, they tend to be more caring for there donators then a non donor, its common for one to have a petty life or a lack of social skills. if the server has a online forum, they tend to be a monarch on it. most admins take there duty too seriously like a job in real life.
lets just say this is a average admin on a small server with usually 5-20 people online on average
minecraft player: yay a new server that I can play with my friends!
admin: please read the rules.
minecraft player: I did, there all the same anyway
donator: this rules are different
minecraft player: not really
admin: if you do think there different, please read them again.
minecraft player: no that's stupid
*admin kicks the minecraft player, he joins back*
admin: please learn to respect all the staff and listen to them or you'll be banned.
minecraft player: are you a robot?
donator: you really need to respect admins
minecraft player: shut up youre not a mod
admin: this is you last warning, if you do not stop now, you will be banned. now apologize to *donators name*
minecraft player: thats gay who says sorry over a game
*minecraft player is banned forever for the following reason: im sick of your attitude.
notice how the minecraft admin was the only one who used proper typing.....
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A YouTuber where his/her main content is mostly Minecraft. May or may not be good at making videos. This can be applied to anyone, any age, anywhere in the world. The worst examples are the pre-teen, squeaky-voiced, low talent YouTubers that probably have their microphone sensitivity too high, too low, spends 75% of the video rambling, have voices that are mostly unbearable, and most likely haven't found out about a screen recorder, so they use the worst camera in existence to record.
SkyDoesMinecraft is an example of a successful, mostly liked Minecraft YouTuber, but for every one good Minecraft YouTuber, there are at least a 100 bad ones.
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A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.
Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick
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the best sleep you will ever get just make sure no monsters are nearby
"hey baby wanna put your minecraft bed next to mine"
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