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40+ year old who simultaneously complains about government and long list of failings yet relies on it completely for subsistence . Will rage and go into complete denial if contradiction is pointed out. Typical conversations revolve around outdated pop-culture references that scream "Back In My Day" to the more socially adept/current unfortunate listener.
Nathan: "Hey Duuuuuude, I'm gonna go home and re-watch Wayne's World on this Betamax player I got at Woolworth's when I was a kid. Wanna come ove maaaaanr?"
Unfortunate Listener: "Ummm no thanks... Mini Boomer much? I have Netflix...." *Slowly Backs away*
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The Mini Figga is a valued LEGO Mini Figure. One of the most Famous Mini Figga is Mace windu from the LEGO star wars set
Person 1: Hey dude whats your favorite Mini Figga mines Mace Windu
Person 2: Don't you mean Mini Figure
Person 1: No a Mini Figga
Person 3: Hey I got one right here *Pulls out Mace Windu Mini Figure*
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A person of the female persuasion who is much smaller physically, much like how the minicooper car is much cmaller compared to other automobiles. This small size of the female compared to the male makes for very exciting possiblities during sexual intercourse because of the ease with which the female could be manipulated. The mini cooper S is much the same but for perhaps a smaller size and more attractive than the normal version.
Eva Longoria, 5'2"
Eva Longoria is a mini cooper.
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the sexiest skirts in da shops! da boys will go crazy!!!!!!!
the nxt stage up will be pvc skirts and den ul b well on ur way to b a slot
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When u have a boner, but its small, and EXTREAMLY hard. Unlike a regular boner when its EXTREAMLY big. So if u have a small boner thats really thick and hard, you are mini-boned
1. "dude i was sooo mini-boned last night"
2."I got mini-boned"
3."because i was mini-boned my girl couldnt jack me off"
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In an instant message. "Refueling the mini." (I am feeding my baby right now.)
"His wife was at the office, and he was refueling the mini."
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Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got fisted by a midget
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