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1: man, I'm like whiter than mitchell
2: no ones whiter than mitchell
A person who definitely makes out with his own father, most likely even spreads his cheeks for him as well. He also smokes copious amounts of weed and vapes like a high schooler.
Philip: You know Mitchell?
Surya: Yeah, I do.
Philip: He kisses his dad bro.
Surya: Not surprised tbh, he takes it in the ass from him too I bet
Philip: ……he does
A person who gets mad at his friend for spending time with his girlfriend, rather than him.
Dude, Alex just went off on me right now for going to the movies with my girl instead of him! He’s being such a mitchell
Just some fat retard
Guy one: yooo who’s that
Guy two: that’s Mitchell some fat retard
Mitchell is a wonderful person with severe anger issues, a drug problem, and piercing green eyes. Mitchell only has one girl chasing after him who has the exact same qualities as him. Mitchell isnt thought of as hot by most girls but theres one girl that thinks he’s perfect. Mitchell enjoys riding dirt bikes and doing copious amounts of drugs with his friends. Nobody really knows what he is. All they know is that hes an introverted alcoholic drug addict stoner.
Girl in love with Mitchell: i really like Mitchell I cant fall in love with anyone else
her bestfriend: he totally likes you go for it
Girl in love: are you sure?
her bestfriend: go for it
Being penetrated in the ass by a strap on
I walked into the room and buddy was pulling a Mitchell