Ur mommy a commie

An alternative to ur Mom gay same thing but worse

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: oh yeah? Well ur mommy a commie

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sugar mommy ballster

Transgender (man to woman) that gives blowjobs all the time

i became a sugar mommy ballster

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mommy-daddy button

The male crotch. Most well known as the place where Fat Bastard got kicked at the end of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"AAAUGGGGGHHHH!!! Right in the mommy-daddy button!!"

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mommies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Baby Huey)

troy should try to grow up instead of being mommies little man.

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Ur mommy a commie

The ultimate roast. Cancels out Ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur sister is a mister, ur brother a mother, ur granny tranny and even ur Grandpap a trap

Person 1: Ur mum gay echsdhee
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur sister's a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur Grandpap a trap
1: Yeah, well Ur mommy a commie
*Entire family instantly dies of starvation, every alien race bows down to humanity*

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go mommys way

Spanish slang for Go fuck yourself

Juan: Did you find that shirt in the trash?
Alonzo: Go Mommys Way!

Soapy Mommy Titties

Soapy Mommy titties is a way to say “that girl has huge tits” or it can be used in a way to ask a very respectable women for a titty picture with soap on them.

“Yo Katelyn sent me a picture of her HUGE Soapy Mommy Titties but her nips look like overcooked pepperoni”