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The male crotch. Most well known as the place where Fat Bastard got kicked at the end of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
"AAAUGGGGGHHHH!!! Right in the mommy-daddy button!!"
when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Baby Huey)
troy should try to grow up instead of being mommies little man.
The ultimate roast. Cancels out Ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur sister is a mister, ur brother a mother, ur granny tranny and even ur Grandpap a trap
Person 1: Ur mum gay echsdhee
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur sister's a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur Grandpap a trap
1: Yeah, well Ur mommy a commie
*Entire family instantly dies of starvation, every alien race bows down to humanity*
Spanish slang for Go fuck yourself
Juan: Did you find that shirt in the trash?
Alonzo: Go Mommys Way!
Soapy Mommy titties is a way to say “that girl has huge tits” or it can be used in a way to ask a very respectable women for a titty picture with soap on them.
“Yo Katelyn sent me a picture of her HUGE Soapy Mommy Titties but her nips look like overcooked pepperoni”
That one side hoe who's cute asf
Damn boy that girl is my mommy chu chu
National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.
boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh