The coolest sport ever. More kick ass than scooter, skating, and biking combined. It requires a unique skill of balance and agility.
"I'm going mountain boarding."
"You mean the coolest sport ever?"
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a ski mountain located in the poconos of pennsylvania. often a very fun place to hang out with your ski buddies on the weekend. weekends in elk often leave you talking about the past experiences... and boy are they good stories!
elk is basically a disguese for a place to get away from the main line and to ski some powderrrrr. when the weekends are over, the following week is full of reflections on the past times that were wonderful. also the girls there are really hot, true ski bunnies.
please beware: the often side-effect of become a true elker is that your friends from home will be incredibly jealous!
elk 1: "yo girl, do you remember when we went 4 wheeling at elk mountain this weekend?"
elk 2: "yeahhhh... lets tell all our friends!"
elk 1: tells a great story!
rude philly friends: "nahhh stop talking about elk"
BUT THE TALK IS IRRESTIABLE. ELK IS SURELY AMAZINGGGG
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a slang term for bootleg alcohol. they call it that good ole mountain dew, them that refuse it are few
My unlce mort hes awful short, measures bout 4 feet 2. He thinks he giant when you slip hit a pint of that good ole mountain dew.
Ill hush up my mug if you fill up my jug with that good ole mountain dew
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A fine woman you see at the ski lodge, usually an older snow bunny (30+)
Bro, did you see that mountain mama ? I would love to gnar on her twin peaks
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the best beverage known to fucking mankind, and the fuel that drives urban assault...
party at peenie's!...whos bringing the mountain dew...call steve tell him to get a 24 pack
mike go to tweedos and get some goddamn dew before i fart in your face and get diarrhea fragments all over you (nate)
11:30, saturday night, summer 2005...DEW RUN TO WINCHENDON...steve(mostly naked, death 2 humanity tat on back), nate (almost died), alex(being ratty), peenie(getting berserk in back seat/lank ass limbs not fitting in car), dave(scared for life, still being berserk), the convertible cavalier....good times
joey allen - son of a bitch the machine wont give me my dew!
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The sweat between a super busty chics boobs.
Look at the mountain dew between her gorge.
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