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Oak

Oak a better and happier definition of okay it lightens the word up a little and it's fun to say and doesn't seem as depressing as replying with the word okay when you are asked how you are doing. Try it after a few times it sticks!

"Hey, how you doing ?" "I'm oak."
"Can you do this for me?" "Oak!"

by Mrtoxic557 March 12, 2020


oak

Oak is Riya's way of saying okay because they are too cool for you, she's also known as CEO of oak for her creation. Everyone that uses oak is known to be cool and amazing, everyone who doesn't use it can go to a dustbin.

Little Timmy: I am going to be going to the store now.
You: Oak.

by riya | ceo of oak July 14, 2021


Garrett Oakes

A hot white guy that’s around 5’5 who is very athletic but can pull any girl he looks some how

Garrett Oakes is hot

by January 26, 2021


oak a doke

I like dick cause im hern

oak a doke guys cause i like dick

by Nik&CDubz November 20, 2017


When You Wish Upon An Oak

== Noun ==
A "special" but rather nauseating episode of Everything's Rosie. It's where Rosie and her friends go and find out how old Oakley is, however what makes it nauseating is that EVERYONE's heads squish throughout the episode, and poor Archie the chameleon got thrown straight into a hollow tree.

==Verb==
When someone wishes upon an oak, they say "One, two, three, blow!" which causes their head to squish non stop. Over time the head will be so squishy the skull will have been fractured. This can result in having a stroke or brain damage. If no medical treatment is applied to it, the person would die from wishing upon an oak.

== Noun ==

Person 1: What are your thoughts on When You Wish Upon An Oak, the Everything's Rosie special?
Person 2: It was AWFUL! Their heads kept squishing! I'm NEVER watching that episode ever again!!

== Verb ==

Person 1: One, two, three, blow!
(their head starts squishing)
(Weeks later, the person's head starts squishing so much their skull is fractured)
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't've wished upon an oak!

by ArchieTheChameleonFan November 24, 2024


Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice

Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.

by SS Nate1488 December 29, 2025


Oak Slap

When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.

Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak

by audhatesu January 30, 2022