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Best university in Chicago and the World. Largest Catholic Universtiy in the country. In the heart of Lincoln Park, IL with the hottest honeys. Home of the DePaul Blue Demons.Chicago Joel Gray
DePaul Universtiy is the shit.
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One of the world's premiere academic institutions. Arguably the best public university in the nation with a total of 40,000 students, both undergraduate and graduate. Michigan has top-ranked programs in law, business, medicine, political science, and an array of other subjects. Virtually no area at Michigan is ranked below the top 20 in the country, allowing for it to rival the Ivy league as well as the other selective private institutions despite its high admission rate (47%).
Home to Michigan Stadium, colloquially termed "The Big House", the University of Michigan is also known for its legendary football, hockey, and formerly its basketball team (We all remember the Fab 5).
Michigan is one of the country's leaders in athletics, academics, and college life in general--located in beautiful Ann Arbor. You simply cannot go wrong with the University of Michigan.
"I got offers from investment banks in New York City six months before I graduated from The University of Michigan"
"Hail To the Victors"
"If you have to choose between Harvard and Michigan, go to Harvard. But, if you have to choose between Michigan and Northwestern, do yourself a favor and go to Michigan."
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A school in which the graduates will be your future bosses. Everyone hates them out of sheer jealousy, even though people say they hate it, if offered a spot theyd be total assholes and accept like a true hypocrite.
My boss went to Harvard University.
I hate Harvard.
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Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.
If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.
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temple is the best school in philly. and it is also represented in the "Boys II Men" Music video for mowtown philly with a flag rested upon a chair. go look.
boys II men totally reppin temple university
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A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.
If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.
U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6
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1. Best known as the Harvard of Canada and a member of the "Canadian Ivey Leagues", known for its academic prowess.
2. The first university in the world to maximize profits by accepting even those students it would normally reject through periperal second-rate campuses in Scarborough and Mississauga.
3. Home to the nation's greatest masochists who slave away sleep deprived and stress -ridden for mediocre grades while their peers drink booze and party at other universities, only to discover upon graduation that none of it mattered.
University of Toronto student: OMG WTF that guy from Ryerson got the job! I spent 4 years being a no-life, phoning my professors every weekend asking for research positions during the summer, worked my ass off, graduated with a 3.5 gpa and I still didn't get the job.
Ryerson kid: Dude, I showed up to class and got a 4.0.
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