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Zoom juice

N. Zoom juice is any alcoholic beverage consumed during a Zoom meeting or any other videoconferencing application that helps the participant endure the monotony.

"Honey, I've got a Zoom call with my boss in 5 minutes, do you know where my zoom juice is?"

"Yes, dear. There's Jack in the pantry and the Jim Beam on the counter."

by E'rode May 8, 2020


zoom shirt

Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.

I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.

by Newlingophile August 19, 2020


Random Mouse Zoom

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

by Carl Junior Burgers January 17, 2014


breathing zoom

The stolen moments of peace and solitude created when an invitee is late to a Zoom/video call. The gift of time that provides a welcome window for clear thought, heightened focus and the unexpected completion of tasks.

Alice's task list was daunting and causing her great stress so the gift of 7 minutes of 'breathing zoom' was most welcome.

by paulborthwick October 16, 2020