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A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.
"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."
Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.
"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."
A ten-minute club is an inside joke or activity; the "club" part does not refer to the people included in the inside joke.
Immature and easily excited children will usually start one of these. For example, say you and a few of your neighbors decide to sneak up on your parents. You all "are in this together", and come up with secret signals and codes. The youngest neighbor becomes excited, from the being with older kids and being included, so starts a "ten-minute club". These younger children will usually bring it up later, long after when it was fun or up-to-date. Note: Also called "five-minute clubs"
"Why do you have to start a ten-minute club, Anna? Just be mature and let it go when it's over."
Having to pee like a mother f#cker
I have to pee like a ten dick pterodactyl
When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.
What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!
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1) Phallic reference in terms of length, girth.
2) A pointless, yet harmless 2004 movie starring two of Hollywood's most overpaid: Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry.
Rural usage: "Damn boy, if you giv her the whole ten yards, she is gonna be fuct!"
Metrosexual usage: "Me and my homies are gonna give her the whole ten yards and she's gonna think I am a prophet like Balzac."
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"ten to two" represents the motion in which you roll a glass dick from the ten o clock position to the two o clock position (and back and forth) to melt and smoke your shit cause you are a retard. This term is used as a present tense verb (read example).
dopefiend: Where's all my shit?!!
bagwhore: While you were in the closet fixing your stereo, I just kept ten to twoing it.
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