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letss compare a real panic fan to a fake one, shall we?
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A fake Panic at the Disco fan would only be a screaming fangirl trying to rape Brendon Urie in his sleep just because he looked good BACK THEN IN 2005 and this fake fan has no idea what he looks like now, all thought Brendon has always looked okay.
A fake PATD fan would say they are so addicted to PATD, are a PATD Freak, and want to go to all their concerts, when they really just know one song, usually I Write Sins not Tragedies.
A fake PATD fan wouldn't know what AFYCSO means.
A fake PATD fan doesn't have a clue who Brent Wilson and/or Pete Wentz is.
---REAL---
A real PATD fan would know at least maybe three or even all of their songs by heart.
A real PATD fan would know all, or at least 75% of all their song titles.
A real PATD fan knows who Brent Wilson is.
A real PATD fan would know there's life outside I Write Sins not Tragedies.
A real PATD fan would do the right thing/opposite than what the fake one does.
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Now let's see the difference between a real panic at the disco fan and a fake one!
Ex.1:
patdgurl (fake fan)
paige_atthedisco (real fan)
patdgurl: OMG, PAIGE I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO! IM A PANIC AT THE DISCO FREAK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!
paige_atthedisco: Oh, cool...so do I. What's your favourite song?
patdgurl: I TOTALLY LOVE I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES
paige_atthedisco: Awesome. Do you like When the Day Met the Night?
patdgurl: Wtf, I don't listen to Fall Out Boy.
paige_atthedisco: -_- *leaves*
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Ex.2:
paige_atthedisco: Hey, how are ya?
patdgurl: Not much, I really like Panic at the Disco! I LOVE BRANDON!
paige_atthedisco: It's Brendon...and I like Jon. He's so funny.
patdgurl: Who the heck is Jon?
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See the difference?
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A Panic! at the Disco fan isn't just teenies. While usually linked with teeny girls who listen to music that is only on the radio and only like Panic! at the Disco for their asthetics, there is a whole other category of Panic! at the Disco fans. Many of them had heard of Panic! at the Disco before they became popular or even before their CD came out. These people understand the lyrics that the lead guitarist, Ryan Ross, writes. People who are apart of this group mainly like Panic! at the Disco for their talent.
Stereotypical fan: OMG. I am the #1 Panic! at the Disco fan! Did you see Brendon's hair at the concert? It was sooooo sexy!
Smart fan: Go away. The lyrics were good. I bet you don't even know what they mean.
Stereotypical: OMG. Shut up! I love Panic! at the Disco! Whats that song...like it goes something like closing a door....
Smart Fan: You are a loser. Bye.
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1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.
2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.
Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder
We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues
Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.
when you see a fit girl and instantly get obsessed with her and you hyperventilate
olivia saw a girl and had a lesbian panic attack
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A panic poop is when you are going about your daily life when all of a sudden you are like, " I have to poop right now!".
Also used to describe a product or item that was produced quickly to satisfy customers but ended up having lower value due to the speed in which it was produced.
I need to take a panic poop.
Uh oh, panic poop!
The Phantom Menace was a panic poop of a movie.
The last three seasons of Lost were kind of a panic poop.
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The annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. This results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.
Joe: Aww Dude! Is that a cop car behind us?!
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.
when u what both a man and a woman but u wanna be committed but also no
I’m thinking about marrying him but my bi panic just says I wanna fuck bitches
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