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Pant Check

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An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.

What is your gender? Do you mind if I give a Pant Check?

by That One Plant Guy May 19, 2020


pant ripper

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.

As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!

by Methane Queen June 6, 2011


Magic Pants

Pants that make any girl go from flat to PHAT

Dude 1: Bro did you see Flat Ass Rebecca today
Dude 2: Ye she's looking PHAT today
Dude 1: Dude she's wearing those magic pants today looking like a whole new student

by TVBroadcasting2018 May 2, 2018


birthday pants

an expression used to describe outrageous colored or styled pants; often in bad taste

"wow dude, look at those pants. it must be her birthday" or "if she had friends they'd tell her not to wear birthday pants"

by j-liddicoat January 20, 2009


Pants on the Ground

Wearing your pants way down low - and lookin' like a fool.

American Idol Contestant General Larry Platt, sings an original song - Pants on the Ground, Simon thinks it may be a hit. Looking like a fool' with your pants on the ground!

Platt was shot in the eye as a child, attacked by K-9 dogs and suffered beatings, calls himself a "general of the civil rights movement."

Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool, walkin' to the town
With your pants on the ground!

by M.J.S.S. January 14, 2010

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Wearing The Pants

The act of pwnage in a relationship with a significant other. The member of the relationship wearing pants will have total control of the other person. Also see pussy whipped

Goat: So wanna come hang out with me and the guys?
Sacktap: Nah, I gotta go out with my girl.
Goat: Dude, what are you doing? Start wearing the pants.

by Sacktap June 25, 2006

246πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


Pants Blasting

When a mans wiener is stroked through his pants, slacks or trousers which ends in an ejaculation WITHOUT the wiener ever being removed from ones pants nor having direct contact with the women’s hand, mouth or vagina. This can occur in may different scenarios;

1) Having no stamina.

2) Strip club private dance encounters

3) Not having blown a load for a long time.

4) Extended periods of dry humping or heavy petting

Example 1:
Nate: Oh wow, that was quick!
Jen: Yeah, I didnt think I was going to be Pants Blasting you tonight.

Nate: There is always tomorrow
Jen: See you at 6:45
Nate: yup

Example 2:
(at strip club)
Keith: Hey, lets get out of here.
Jen: Why you in such a hurry? How was ur birthday lap dance?
Keith: $20 totally well spent!!
Jen: Really? I didnt think a 1 song dance did much for you?
Keith: When a Pants Blasting occures it doesnt matter how long the song is. Now lets go home so I can change my pants.

Example 3:
Mike: Dude, Sarah is such a sassypants!

Al: Trust me man, I know this already...
Mike: How do you know? Im going out with her tomorrow
Al: She totally gave me a Pants Blasting at the club last night.
Mike: Nice, I hope she is ready for another!

by N8URFACE August 20, 2010

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