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Leg and then slowly play with the males upper thigh and or quad muscles. Then after minutes of senseless teasing, the female then must begin to slowly reach towards the males genitalia. Upon reaching the genitalia, the female begins to diddle with the for mentioned genitalia. This stroking of the cock must occur outside the males pants and no direct contact with the penis may be made. The male, in question, may also not experience an erection or "hard-on" of any form. Please note that this may lead to a Taylor Whaler
Shobogan Hogan Part 2 was constantly discussed in the 2-1 TRE
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The Last Jedi of video games. While the first one is considered a masterpiece, this one is severely divisive with its mixed reception from the audience.
SW Fan: “I hated The Last Jedi more on my second rewatch”
Gamer: “I don’t think you’ll like The Last of Us Part II either”
*Turns off PS4*
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The answer to the question, "what part of no don't you understand?".
Woman: what part of no don't you understand?
Man: The part where your an idiot.
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The sequel to the "The Last of Us."
It's an exceptionally well-made & worthy video game that got unfairly politicized & review-bombed by MAGAt incels who had an unhealthy opposition to its LGBTQ themes. Let's just say the anger was so intense that it inspired those losers to personally attack Naughty Dog executives and the poor actors via Twitter DM. The sales and bevy of awards it received are indicative that the haters were only a loud minority.
The Last of Us: Part II is an example of video games evolving and no longer being geared towards teenage boys anymore. Grow up and get used to it.
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When a popular kid hits you with a harsh ass insult about yo mom. So you pump the prick with a part 2 joke burning his gay ass 500 dollar Supreme Sweatshirt right off his man tits.
Brett: Boi why you tryna start fights with me yo moms ass probably sucks people off to provide for you.
You: Your mom part 2 faggot.
Brett: *does the juice world*
If you haven't seen part 1, go look at it it's on my profile. Anyways here's another around 1500 characters of my 5178 character fucking essay on how amazing New Jersey is because the definition character limit is 1500 characters. Here goes (i don't backtrack, this is all the writing that comes after the new york one, I don't backtrack not one bit.) - or "california is infiltrated by influencers who would wanna live there?" or "no one gives a shit about your state it's cold as fuck and the only thing good about you is seafood, plus you're fat because your weight is high because MASS-achusetts - Science Nerd 2763" or "new york is just a place to live with 10 roommates and ruin your life". We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, and a whole lot more that won't fit in the character limit. Check my profile for part 3 I promise it's up because these were all written and posted within the same 10 mins.
New Jersey is the most amazing state with good tomatoes bagels pizza etc.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.