Peanut Butter Boy/Girl

1.) A Mixed/Mulatto person.

2.) A blend of any two races.

1.) I only flux with peanut butter boy/girls.

2.) Damn, check that peanut butter chicks butt.

3.) Peanut butter dudes have good taste.

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CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.

Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!

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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Internet phenomenon. It began with a song by the Buckwheat Boyz by the same name. A Flash animation shows a highly pixelated banana with four limbs dancing to the music.

In Family Guy, Brian dressed up as a banana and danced to cheer up Peter.

Computer speakers-"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat"

Guy-"Why is there an anthropomorphic banana on this computer screen?"

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Peanut Butter Dick (PD)

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.

man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!

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Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

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peanut butter heart attack

That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.

"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"

"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."

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