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plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.

Plant sex is cringe!

by plantsix February 18, 2021


Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.

Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.

by that ho December 19, 2023


Ohio Plant

Another term used for marijuana or weed.

Person 1: Damn I’m hella stressed
Person 2: Nigga you need that Ohio plant

By Drake and Joanna

by NiggaOnPlant October 18, 2023


keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up

OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant

by Ka-Bloom June 27, 2011


Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 22, 2017


House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021


plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)

dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter

by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010