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A well paid Chinese Communist Party enthusiast, enemy of America, is paid by China to undermine, influence and betray America. SEE JOE AND HUNTER BIDEN.
I've never seen a man take an ass fisting like that. I wouldn't do that for any amount of money. I never thought an American president would be a CCP Ass Puppet.
Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.
"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"
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when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.
last night for my birthday
my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.
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a big nigga on a set of strings just like kermit the frog. he usually speaks in a rapid snarling jigaboo type language and set straight be the late white jim henson puppet master.
"the man" has got shazaam dangling like a tazimanian jungle puppet.
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A very small woman (aka a spinner)
Suggesting she's not much bigger than a finger puppet.
Dan: Sweet! Look at that sexy little thang!
Stan: Is she even legal?
Dan: Don't let her petiteness fool you -- she's a finger puppet, not jailbait.
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a derivation of the word meat puppet;
when two homosexuals engage in foreplay that involves shaking their erect penis and/or using the urethra hole to make it talk, preferably also involving some sort of sword fight
"hey cutie, what are you up to tonight? Wanna come over to watch golden girls and put on a puppet show?"
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He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.
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