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1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
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Best fucking band still out there. Second only to the immortal CLASH.
You hate Bad Religion? Chainsaw meets neck
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The only religion in history where you don't have to prove that you are worthy for God. A religion where everyone knows that they have sinned and all you must do is repent and trust in him(God). Remember, not everything in the bible has been proven but nothing has been disproven and a lot has been proven to be true facts.
"You part of the Christian religion?"
"Yeah"
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a post that is about religion in facebook or other social media that says like "Good afternoon plss use 1minute to thank god🙏🙏", only god's children's will type amen and more. and it exploit people's empathy and religiousity by these author's post to gain likes and reaction and tons of comment section there. and sometimes they uses fear-mongering like "ignore with bad luck" and more. It is common in Africa which is religious and most religious areas. but rarely in secular developing areas
A girl from Philippines is Religion Baiting in Facebook to gain likes and reaction
A man from Nairobi becomes popular and had many likes in his Facebook page because of his religion baiting
alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.
(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.
Harambe is our amazing lord and savior. We worship him to this very day. Harambe is amazing he didn't deserve to be murdered.
Would you like to join the Harambe religion?
The end-times religion of the true of the Hebrew scripture "Yahweh." This religion is lead by the Prophet Naziyr, also known as Melchizedek, the High Priest of the Most High God. Melchizedek is mentioned as the Archangel Michael in Daniel 12:1 and Elijah in Malachi 3:1, as well as Revelations 10:1-11 as the angel who gives earth a little entitled "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor." This book clarifies that Yahweh is the one and only God of Israel and earth.
I am a member of "The Naziyr!Religion."
My religion is "The Naziyr Religion" Devoted Ones to Yahweh.