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When a guy shits in a girl's mouth, then cums on it and rests his nut sack on top
My girlfriend likes to eat shit so I gave her a Rocky Road.
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When you´re on the road and get bored, instead of listening to music you call someone until the time of arrival.
Brad: road call?
Loraine: No problem!
Brad *calling Loraine*
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20 year olds fighting over who ate the last fig newton....
"who ate the last fig newton? you have dissrepected me, my mother, and my whole family."
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the last girl at the bar you would ever stick your dick in because you know she told you that she doesn't own a car because of a previous DUI, and she had to suck fat dick and gurgle jism just to get a ride to the bar to try to fuck you.
Holy fuck dude. I got an STD from merely looking at that fucking road whore. THAT FUCKING BITCH ROAD WHORE!!!
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One who sucks the most cock on a road trip.. and taking a few stabs to the brown eye while doing so.
Damn how is Sally always the road whore?
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When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.
Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."
Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."
Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
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Comes from Hebrew (Sof Ha'Derekh) Even though it sounds negative, it's actually very positive. It expresses the feeling after having an excellent experience of any sort. You use this expression to intensify telling stories to your friends just to make sure they understand that your experience is/was way beyond good, great or even excellent, saying it cannot possibly get any better then that. It also defines something extremely beautiful. In general it intensifies the word "Best".
someone: how was the party last night?
you: End of road!
or:
she: so how do I look?
He: End of the road!
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