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A mixed drink containing Coke and vomit
"This rum and Coke tastes like somebody puked in it"
"Oh sorry, I thought you said 'Roman Coke'"
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(Noun)
A female human body in line with the tastes of the Romans in Classical Antiquity, i.e. healthy-looking with wide hips, a straight waist, and small breasts. Whereas the modern beauty ideal tends to emphasize large breasts, a slim waist, and round buttocks, combined with an unprecendented skinniness.
- "I really wish I had an hourglass figure."
- "Do you? I think you look great with your Roman body shape."
- "You do?"
- "Absolutely. I wish I had a figure like yours, with those magnificent hips."
Neither holy, roman, or and empire.
"Your just like the holy Roman empire"
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When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
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(roh-muhn spahy-der duhmp)
1. (noun) An act of questionably sexual behavior involving a pair of male participants (one seated in traditional posture on a toilet with second said participant sitting on the lap of the other participant facing in the opposite direction) and the subsequent act of simultaneous defecation (aka "dumping"). The derivation of the term "spider" refers to the 8 arms/legs and multiple eyes of the collective parties involved. The term "Roman" means absolutely nothing.
2. (verb) The act of performing a Roman spider dump
Hey!! We both have to dump before catching that train..but there is only one toilet!! Maybe we should have a Roman spider dump to save time.
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To bathe only the genital area.
I know I'm going to have sex now but I'm dirty and smelly with no time or place to shower. I'll just use my knapkins and some water and have a Roman Shower.
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neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire.
"holy roman empire is neither holy nor roman nor an empire religion and censorship suck" (c) francois-marie arouet
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