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To win a game of fortnite with your best friend(s) and then nut on your wall
LETS GOOO WE GOT A Buttrookie Royale
OHH YEEEAAAAAH you like that mr wall
When a Royal or posh person thinks it’s appropriate to hang onto a ridiculously receeded hairline despite the fact that their attempts at a bouffant look utterly terrible.
Holy shit - check out the Royal hang on that slap head! He needs to put some jam on his eyebrows and invite his hairline down for tea!
When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
When you get a Fortnite Victory Royale so good, you bust a nut on your PS4 controller.
Last night I got 5 Dick Royale's. You would not believe the clean up. I even have a sticky trigger.
The combination of a Dutch rudder and a posh wank...
I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight
What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.
John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese
Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.
Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush