Runner's Bloat

1.) When one appears fatter or bloated after running due to soreness and swelling

2.) When someone runs one marathon and acts like they're the second coming of Usain Bolt. This is typically performed by regularly wearing your marathon medal, getting a 26.1 bumper sticker, and proclaiming "how little I had to train for it."

1.) "Dang I look big after those 5 miles, must be the Runner's Bloat"

2.) A: "Dave has been very strange after the marathon!"

B: "He's got the runner's bloat I guess."

Reverse Dutch Runner

This is the same as a Dutch Runner only the hands of each person are switched.

Bro I just got a Reverse Dutch Runner from this prostitute last night best $10 I ever spent.

Rum Runner

A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.

Craig: Dude I lost forgot my wallet I can't buy any drink.
Josh: don't worry I got my rum runner

Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.

Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.

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Carrt Runner

A homeless man that sells when he's in need the most.

Don't talk to him he's a Carrt Runner he's harassing the place.

Runner's Brain

A temporary reduction in mental capacity due to having recently run several miles.

After my run yesterday, I spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that I had just gone to the grocery store that morning. So then I went to In-n-Out. I think I'm coming down with a case of Runner's Brain.

Road runner

When you simeltaniously rub your genitals across your partners chest very hard

Girl i know you want that road runner!