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1) A name you call people for teh lulz
2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation
1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch
person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
1.Teacher at stuyvesant (so far) leaving us for bk tech.
2.I might add to clarify, best math teacher ever at stuy.
3. no literally he’s the best he is amazing if u don’t have him be jealous and cry
Simon Lu is literally the best teacher ever.
A beautiful, amazing girl. Very short and sometimes scary. Likes to express emotions and is very clear about them. Sometimes they can be a hoe. But they can be an amazing friend when they want to.
Friend-“Omg did you see how short that girl was?”
Friend 2-“Yeah, what do you expect? She’s a Mia Simone”
A super sweet girl who over uses the 💜 emoji
Emily: Samantha Simon is the kindest girl ever!
Angela: ikr
Anna-simon is the most hot and prettiest girl from the whole school, she is also VERY smart and beautiful, and let’s not talk about that beautiful hair of her. I would sit here and would talk hours about it
Omg is that Anna-simon? She is so beautiful damnnn
A man of pure muscles. The most mysterious person in your life. You cannot deny his writing skills, because if you do that you lose your note taker.
Simon Fisker take notes all day or does he...
1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
Bro 1: "My knees hurt."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."