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shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.
person 1: i hate you so much just go away you're so annoying.
person 2: shut up you shart drinker!!
When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person
Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.
Any form of white underwear, prone to get ruined should an accident happen.
I knew white boxers and spicy food didn't mix, classic shart bait.
A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
(shart plug) from shit and fart first then plug.
A device that prevents butt sauce from leaking to exterior areas such as clothing when a shart occurs.
John saved his pants since he installed a shart plug.
When you shove cocaine into a persons bumhole and they fart it out. The person who wants the cocaine will then sniff it whilst it's in mid air.
Lucy was desperate for her next cocaine fix, so Bill went ahead with the albino shart.